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         Commander happened to be the most
                                              RECIPE
         hated  corporal  RMP  on  the  camp,
         tall, always immaculate and very keen.   Here is my own take on ‘Jackson’s Melba toast’, the General always enjoyed it;
         “Jackson, cook, private” he said making   Thickest, freshest sliced square white loaf – toasted – edges cut off – sliced down the centre,
         to write this down, “No,” I replied “I was   there will be uncooked bits in the middle which is fine – re-toast the two slices created – the
         made up today to Lance Corporal”. The   loose bits will harden up, look rustic and the slices, square, triangular or fingers as required
         change in his attitude was unbelieva-  will be super & crisp. Easy, which is important when you are feeding 20+ diners on your own.
         ble, he came round the desk, extended
         a hand to mine which he shook and   the food we had cooked directly to the  the batmen who had been there a while
         said “Congratulations, what’s your first   squaddies over the hot plate, here, things  which helped with settling in, serving
         name, you must come to the NCO’s    were really different. Our salad was usu-  the early morning tea to the boss in turn.
         club tonight and we shall have a drink   ally just lettuce, here it could include  The food and many dinner parties went
         together”. I didn’t realise what a friend   grapes, walnuts, croutons, blue cheese  well, and I enjoyed the quality of being
         he became until returning drunk from   dressing,  etc, was beautifully  displayed  able to buy and prepare nice dishes, also
         town early one morning and in no way   and everything arranged as a buffet. All  learned the correct way to iron shirts so
                                             the dishes were nicely garnished which  they looked as if they come fresh from
                                             we learned to do. The squaddies would  a new box!
                                             have cleared all the plates regardless!   We all then moved to Woodborough
                                             The favourite music at the time was  Hall, which had just been vacated by the
                                             “Magic Moments” sung by Perry Como.  RAF, there was an Aga and gas oven in
                                             Nottingham                          the kitchen so plenty of cooking space,
                                                                                 gaining for some reason a jockey to
                                             I was then sent to Bestwood Lodge,
                                                                                 our staff. On the top floor of the large
                                             the Headquarters of Northern District,
                                                                                 Georgian house was the emergency fire
                                             Nottingham to prepare/cook for a
                                                                                 escape. Not a ladder or flight of steps
                                             midnight dinner, four beautiful salmon
                                                                                 but a large contraption fastened to the
                                             which I cooked, boned [easier to serve
                                                                                 wall under a window with a heavy rope
                                             for me], and garnished nicely, looked
                                                                                 through its centre and a large, padded
                                             good and went well. This was my first
                                                                                 loop on each end. Throw one end of the
                                             taste of Northern HQ but not my last.
                                                                                 rope out of the window to the ground,
                                             I then returned later as relief chef to the
                                                                                 using the loop as a sling, climb out of
                                             home on Derby Road, Nottingham of
                                                                                 the window and depend on the mecha-
         Lincoln, Officers’ Mess             the GOC Northern District, General   nism in the box to control the speed of
                                             R. E. Goodwin for two weeks to cover
         ‘SPD’  [sober  and  properly  dressed]  as   his chef’s leave, little knowing that    your descent, we used it for hours until
                                                                                 the General took up residence.
         he wrote in the book, the early morning   6 weeks after that I would return as his
         call at 5am for our shift ensured I have   personal chef for the rest of my service.   7th March 1959 came and went, and
                                                                                 so did I from the army. A medal has
         never drunk alcohol again to this day.  Only the General, his wife, two dogs
            One’s time in the army was getting   and  two  National  Service  batmen  to   been produced for we who served, if I
                                                                                 want one, I have to buy it.
         shorter, so any training became less   cater for. Nice large house, bunking with
         useful to them as your time decreased.                                     Soldiering is a great career, but do
                                                                                 remember we were dragged from our
         Even so, I was selected to go on courses
                                                                                 normal lives and forced to take part.
         and became the best qualified cook in
         the District, working in a camp kitchen.                                Talking to someone who had spent his
                                                                                 time on a Radar site in Lincolnshire
         I passed the B2 course, had an increase
         in  pay  and  also  Drills  1  which  came                              who said it was two wasted years. I have
                                                                                 a cooking skill which has proved useful,
         in handy for handling men. I was pro-
         moted to the Officers’ Mess, which was                                  and joined the Post office for the rest of
                                                                                 my working life.
         a little more demanding but less hassle.
                                                                                 479 Jackson J.R. L/Cpl
         Nasi  Goreng,  the  rice  was  a  problem
         – the returnees expected it to be as in
         Malaysia, Pilau, Basmati, Fragrant, Wild                                 Quiz Answer
         etc, all we had was pudding rice which                                   Dr. No, James Bond’s first film in 1962.
         will never separate into loose grains.                                   Ursula  Andrews is pictured emerging
         Our curry consisted of powder flavoured                                  from the sea in her own bikini, which
         stews, remember this was 1958.  The                                      in 2019 fetched $42,000 at auction, at
         course for Officers Mess B2 was held                                     her waist is a webbing belt which is the
         in St Omer, Aldershot at the Officer                                     same  as I and  many others sweated
         Training Establishment & specialised                                     over, polishing the brasses etc., don’t
         cookery school. It was a revelation.                                     think she bothered or needed to.
         Think of Godber in ‘Porridge, we served   The Woodborough Hall Team, two batmen and a Jockey
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